BJP Says Jaswant Singh laid off due to recession, Advani selected as the brand ambassador of Duracell

By Majboor Kumar August 18, 2009

New Delhi: BJP today expelled their long time leader Jaswant Singh. Media reports say that Jaswant Singh was expelled due to calling Jinnah a secular person. However, COI’s inside sources have revealed that BJP have laid off Jaswant Singh due to the current recession. Present economic climate did not allow the party to keep paying Jaswant’s high salary and perks.

Ex. BJP leader Jaswant Singh in happier and recent times

Party says that they have had to take major steps to ensure sustenance during this period. As part of this, a lot of BJP leaders have become brand ambassador of leading worldwide brands to earn extra income for the party. BJP supremo LK Advani has been selected as the brand ambassador of Duracall, the cell that keeps going on and on and on.

BJP leader LK Advani to replace the Duracell bunny in future campaigns

Duracell Brand Manager says “LK Advani represents our brand perfectly. He has been going on since time immemorial. And his prime ministerial ambition has been playing an even longer stint. Since we could not recruit his ambitions, we recruited him”.

BJP top leadership has been the subject of much discussion over the past few days. RSS leaders want Advani Ji to quit and handover to a younger candidate. LK Advani has indeed played a long stint. Some say, he is so old that he has had Dinosaurs as pets in the past.

Advani comes out from a private jet with his entourage, including his pet, a kid Velociraptor Dinosaur

Other BJP leaders are not behind. Varun Gandhi has been selected as the face of Chinese Institute, International Institute for Strategic Studies. This institute recently suggested breaking India up for China’s own advantage. They believe Varun represents their core ideals of Divide and Rule perfectly.

Varun will change his looks and work for the IISS, China. (PS. We know this photo could have been better, bear with us, we are tired today!)

Also, Sushma Swaraj along with Amitabh Bachchan has been selected as the joint brand ambassador of Bol Bachchan Enterprises. It is believed that Amitabh represents the Bachchan part of company’s name.

Joint brand ambassador of Bol Bachchan enterprises. Amitabh represents the Bachchan part of company’s name

There are many such steps that BJP has taken and we will investigate more in future reports.

Companies like Air India can profit from adopting BJP’s practices so that they don’t have to take from the drought hit farmers’ taxes in order to fly the ultra rich for European vacations.

We tried contacting Menaka Gandhi for her views on this, but she was busy trying to protect pigs that Times Now is killing in order to contain swine flu.